So yeah, college is more demanding than high school. Studying… reading… actual effort… A few bad weeks can turn into a bad semester pretty fast. But it’s okay – you have a team and we’re here to help. We promise.
This is Not Cool
This… is not what you signed up for. And these people probably aren’t your friends. We’re here to help you take a stand. We’ve helped students in your position before. We can see the light at the end of the tunnel when you can’t. Pretty soon today’s “in crowd” will be a blip on your path to graduation. We promise.
Mom, Dad, I Got This
Mom, Dad, you see a young boy. We see a young man who’s taken care of classes, clubs, his job, roommates, rent, that internship. He’s on top of things. So take a breath. He’s actually making you proud. If you need to worry, we’ll make sure you know. We promise.
It's Just A Fight
Looks like everyone got up on the wrong side of the bed today. Right now, these two don’t see it, but this whole mess will be resolved. It doesn’t matter who “borrowed” whose hairdryer or who let their boyfriend spend the night. I’m trained, I’m knowledgeable, and I have a team behind me. We’ve got this covered. We promise.
It's Not Worth It
We get it. Stealing doesn’t feel as bad as failing a test. If you get away with it, stealing won’t get your parents mad, and it won’t threaten to take away your tuition…IF you get away with it. It’s not worth it. You’re smarter than that. You have options, and we can help you figure things out. Pretty soon today’s stress will be a blip on your path to graduation. We promise.
Think Don't Send
Like grandma said. If you don’t have anything nice to say…don’t put it online. Your tech savvy grandma was right. If you’re mad at someone, take a breath. If you’re really mad at someone, we can help you figure it out. We’re great at problem solving. And we love helping. Pretty soon today’s flame war will be a blip on your path to graduation. We promise.